By Daniel
Fienberg and Rick
Porter
It seems
hard to believe that any year that introduced viewers to "Reality Host
Monica Lewinsky" could possibly have had lasting achievements as well,
but 2003 offered much to cherish. This will go down as the year that taught
viewers how they do things in The O.C., proved that a fake news program
could outshine Fox and CNN, introduced viewers to the incomparably winsome
Clay, the incomparably hairy Rupert and the incomparably vapid Evan Marriott.
From sexy US marshalls to sexy spies, from sexy grim reapers to sexy television
chefs, tune in to the Best of 2003.

Adult Swim
The Cartoon
Network knows that animated shows aren't just for children. The late night
adult swim block showcases programs that failed in network primetime ("The
Oblongs," "Home Movies") or were screwed over by FOX schedulers ("The
Family Guy," "Futurama") as well as international transplants ("Cowboy
Bebop"), self-reflexive originals ("Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law,"
"Space Ghost Coast to Coast") and endearing oddities ("Aqua Teen Hunger
Force"). Whether you're up late stoned or up late drunk or just up late
waiting to get stoned or drunk, Adult Swim has something to offer everybody.
"Arrested
Development"
Sometimes,
the stars align. When critics saw "Arrested Development" this summer,
the consensus went something like "It's great. It's doomed." The laugh
track-free, hilariously off-center comedy seemed like the successor to
"Undeclared" and "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," brilliant shows
that never found audiences. FOX's stumble out of the gate this season
is probably partly responsible for picking up the low-rated show. No matter
-- we're just happy it's getting a full season, because it's the funniest
damn show on TV at the moment.
The Chutzpah
of J.J. Abrams
Okay, so
"Alias" has been a little uneven this fall as it tries to sort out the
relationship between Sydney (Jennifer Garner) and those close to her after
she reappears following a two-year blackout. Recent episodes have been
some of this season's best, suggesting that creator J.J. Abrams and his
staff have figured out where the show's going. What gets this on the "best"
list is the incredible audacity Abrams and Co. have shown in fundamentally
messing with the show not once, but twice this year. Syd's memory loss
came only a few months after the takedown of SD-6 set "Alias" in a new
direction. Kudos as well to ABC for letting Abrams do what he wants.
"The Daily
Show with Jon Stewart"
Comedy
Central's flagship fake news program has captured every imaginable laurel
this year and, remarkably, despite all the hype, it has deserved every
glowing blurb. While most late night comics struggled to figure out how
to be respectful of the seriousness of the war in Iraq, Stewart and his
impressive team of fake reporters found absurdity wherever it lurked.
Picking on topics high (people are still talkingabout the manufactured
debate between Candidate Bush and President Bush) and low (sometimes picking
on Geraldo or Fox News just seemed too darned easy), "The Daily Show"
was, jokes aside, television's only truly fair and balanced news program.
While viewers may lament the absence of correspondents like Vance DeGeneres
and Mo Rocca, Ed Helms and Rob Corddry have stepped in as perfect compliments
to the show's priceless Steve (Carrell) and Stephen (Colbert). Our only
suggestion to "The Daily Show" is that in the next year, it really might
be a good idea to give the show a minority presence, just to make a good
thing better.
"The Joe
Schmo Show"
The
premise seemed cruel at first: A regular guy takes part in a reality show
where everyone else is in fact an actor playing a part. If the producers
didn't find the perfect "Joe," the whole thing could fall apart. Somehow,
though, they did find the perfect guy in Matt Kennedy Gould, who was such
a nice guy that the cast and crew started really to care about his feelings
and what they were putting him through on the show. His complete shock
at the revelation of the show's premise was so genuine you couldn't help
but smile.
Kelly
Rowan and "The O.C."
We could
pick out any number of things to praise about "The O.C.," from Adam Brody's
fantastic performance as the cool geek Seth to the well-crafted, just-soapy-enough
plots to its willingness not to play everything overly seriously. But
we'd like to focus on Kelly Rowan, who plays Seth's mom, Kirsten. In addition
to being the hottest TV mom this side of Stars Hollow, Rowan has shown
deft timing in delivering some deadpan comic lines. By virtue of having
a job that she's good at and cares about -- and being the primary breadwinner
-- Kirsten is a little different than the Cindy Walshes and Gail Leerys
of the teen-soap world. "The O.C." as a whole, in fact, is a little different
than its forerunners, and its small but significant tweaks in the formula
-- chief among them, making the adults as interesting as the kids -- is
why it's such fun to watch.
"Lucky"
The
practical, TV-business-covering side of us understands why FX cancelled
"Lucky" after one season. The half-hour show simply wasn't drawing very
strong ratings, nor was it creating the buzz of the channel's other originals,
"The Shield" and "Nip/Tuck." The fan in us is pretty bummed, because there
were few better realized characters on TV this year than gambler Michael
"Lucky" Linkletter. As played by John Corbett, Lucky was decent, compulsive,
caring and kind of a jerk sometimes. He was as human as any character
in any comedy on TV. The show could also be fall-off-the-couch funny,
thanks in large part to supporting actors Billy Gardell and Craig Robinson;
the episode in which Lucky becomes a meat salesman, with its parodies
of countless mob movies, is one of the funniest episodes of any show in
recent memory.
Rachael
Ray
Bobby Flay
may be brasher and Emeril may have more catch phrases and Alton Brown
may have more far-reaching knowledge, but Rachael Ray is the Food Network
personality we're tuning in to see these days. Don't think that the Food
Network doesn't know what they have with this dimpled sparkplug. Ray's
two shows, "30 Minute Meals" and "$40 a Day" air in seemingly constant
loops. Even if you never attempt to cool a full course dinner in a half-hour
and even if you never seek out quality low-cost dining in Tulsa, Ray seems
like a cool woman to hang out with in the kitchen or to wander around
a strange city with. She's energetic, adorable, knowledgeable and bubbly
in a good way. We're even inclined to forgive her for the new Burger King
commercials. If, however, she signs for an NBC sitcom, she's on her own.
The Rebirth
of "Survivor"
Last
year at this time, "Survivor" made our list of Television Worsts, coming
off of the narcoleptic "Survivor: Thailand." It's amazing what some inspired
casting can do. Rob's savvy backstabbing brought "Survivor" strategy to
a new level, though he didn't have enough game to make it to the very
end. Throw in psychotic Matt, plucky deaf Christy and Heidi and Jenna's
willingness to strip for peanut butter (and sometimes even less) and you
have the reasons why "Survivor: The Amazon" was the series' most intriguing
installment since Season 1. The follow-up, "Survivor: Pearl Islands" has
been less successful, but thanks to the muscle-bound, but spineless Osten,
obnoxious (and not in a good way) Jonny Fairplay and the jolly, hairy
giant Rupert, some of the mojo remains. Of course, Osten is already gone,
as is Rupert and Jon, well, Jon's a tool.
Showtime's
"Dead Like Me"
It
was no coincidence that viewers tuning in to Showtime's life-after-death
dramedy often had a difficult time getting a fix on the show's tone and
style. Soon after the hilariously dark and demented pilot in which George
(Ellen Muth) becomes a not-so-grim reaper after being killed by a toilet
seat crash landing from Mir, creator Bryan Fuller departed the show and
ittook several episodes for things to properly kick into gear with new
showrunner John Masius. The show's transition from erratic curiosity to
sentimental, comic gem came when Laura Harris, fresh off "24," arrived
as flaky, deceased Southern belle Daisy Adair. Displaying crack comic
timing, Harris mixed perfectly with the sardonic discovery Muth, Mandy
Patinkin's broad versatility and Jasmine Guy's intensity. While waiting
for this show's second season, we're highly anticipating Fuller's FOX
midseason dramedy "Wonderfalls."
Honorable
Mention: "MI-5," A&E; "Karen Sisco" and "Line of Fire," ABC; "The
Office," BBC America; "Joan of Arcadia," CBS; "Monster House," Discovery;
"Las Vegas," NBC; "Jake 2.0," UPN; "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," MSNBC;
"I Love the ...," VH1; the Trio network.
Old favorites
we still like: "The Amazing Race," "The King of Queens" and "Without
a Trace," CBS; "King of the Hill" and "The Simpsons," FOX; "Scrubs," NBC;
"Gilmore Girls" and "Angel," The WB; "The Sopranos" and "Sex and the City,"
HBO.
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