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Network 240Continuing its relentless push for young female viewers, UPN's most audacious scheduling move is taking "WWE Smackdown!" from its comfortable Thursday niche and sending it off to Fridays. In its place, the network has scheduled a slate of comedies, which it hopes will be effective counter-programming to the big dramas and reality hits on the other networks. While Taye Diggs and "Kevin Hill" won't be back in the fall, UPN will still have plenty of star power, ordering shows with Denise Richards and Shannen Doherty and "Everybody Hates Chris," a comedy produced and narrated by Chris Rock. "America's Next Top Model" still dominates UPN's schedule and the transplanted "Veronica Mars" will be the beneficiary of its strength.

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Mon
One on One
All of Us
Girlfriends
Half and Half
Tue
America's Next Top Model (repeat)
Wed
America's Next Top Model
Veronica Mars
Thu
Eve
Cuts
Fri
WWE Smackdown
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returning show


Canceled Series

Canceled Series:
Kevin Hill, The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliott, Second Time Around, Star Trek: Enterprise

New Series

Everybody Hates Chris (Comedy)

Premise:Show 135
No, it's not a sitcom about negative reviews for Rock's Oscar hosting performance. Instead, it's a darkly nostalgic look at Rock's teenage experiences growing up in Brooklyn in the early '80s and being bused to a predominantly white middle school.

From What We've Seen:

Think how "The Wonder Years" might have sounded if Chris Rock were the show's narrator, and you have a sense of this very funny single-camera comedy. Rock, who co-wrote the pilot and will narrate the series, re-creates his early-1980s teenage years with obvious affection without being overly sentimental. Tyler Williams is entirely believable as the young Chris, and the rest of the cast is solid as well. UPN is placing a heavy burden on this show by placing it in the brutally competitive 8 p.m. Thursday spot, but if people give it a look, they could discover something really good.

Stars:

Tyler Williams, Tichina Arnold ("Big Momma's House"), Terry Crews ("White Chicks"), Tequan Richmond ("Ray"), Imani Hakim, Vincent Martella ("Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo")

Studio:
Chris Rock Enterprises, Inc. in association with Paramount Network Television
Producers:
Chris Rock, Ali LeRoi ("Head of State"), Howard Gewirtz ("Oliver Beene"), Michael Rotenberg ("The Chris Rock Show"), Dave Becky ("The Hughleys")


Love, Inc. (Comedy)

Premise:Show 135
Denise Johnson (Shannen Doherty) is a wingwoman, a matchmaker and dating consultant who helps everybody around her find love. However, in a shocking bit of irony, she has problems with her own inability to find a soulmate.

From What We've Seen:

They help people find love, but the matchmakers at Love, Inc. don't do so hot for themselves on the relationship front. It's not exactly an original idea, and it will face the same problem as most TV romantic comedies -- namely, that audiences grow frustrated with continued obstacles for the show's protagonists. The cast is decent -- Holly Robinson Peete knows from sitcoms, and Shannen Doherty, in her first sitcom, acquits herself well -- but the overly familiar premise doesn't do them many favors.

Stars:

Shannen Doherty ("Charmed," "Beverly Hills, 90210"), Holly Robinson Peete ("For Your Love," "21 Jump Street"), Reagan Gomez-Preston ("Beauty Shop"), Vince Vieluf ("Grind"), Ion Overman ("General Hospital")

Studio:
Chase TV, The Littlefield Company and Burg/Koules in association with Paramount Network Television
Producers:
Adam Chase ("Friends"), Warren Littlefield ("Keen Eddie"), Mark Burg and Oren Koules ("Two and a Half Men"), Andrew Secunda ("Late Night with Conan O'Brien")


Sex, Lies & Secrets (Drama)

Premise:Show 135
No, it's not a drama about Denise Richards' marriage to Charlie Sheen. Instead it's an ensemble about a group of twentysomethings who become a tightly knit family in the hip Silver Lake neighborhood of Los Angeles.

From What We've Seen:

The title doesn't lie -- the clips we saw showcased a little of each of the three things it mentions -- but it does create an unfortunate association with Steven Soderbergh's breakout movie "sex, lies and videotape." At first glance, the show probably won't be causing anyone to forget the movie. The trailer emphasized style over substance, so there wasn't much to make us interested in the characters, and a mystery element teased in the final seconds felt both confusing and tacked-on.

Stars:

Denise Richards ("Wild Things"), Eric Balfour ("Hawaii," "The O.C.," "Six Feet Under"), Lauren German ("The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), Omar Miller ("Shall We Dance"), Tamara Taylor ("Diary of a Mad Black Woman"), James Stevenson ("Hope and Faith")

Studio:
Axelrod/Edwards Company in association with Paramount Network Television
Producers:
Jonathan Axelrod, Michael Gans & Richard Register ("Celebrity Deathmatch")


South Beach (Midseason Drama)

Premise:Show 135
Beautiful people frolic and canoodle on the beaches and in the clubs of Miami Beach. Matt (Marcus Coloma) follows a lovely ex-girlfriend into the world of high fashion, while Vince (Chris Johnson) uncovers the city's dangerous underbelly.

From What We've Seen:

UPN is pitching this show as "'The O.C.' meets 'The Sopranos,'" which sounds nice but doesn't really bear out in the clips we saw. That doesn't mean, however, that it looks bad. There could be some potential in the story about two friends who want to be part of the high life in Miami and, thanks to one's obsession with an old girlfriend, get entangled with some less-than-legitimate business dealings. On the other hand, it could also drown in cliche.

Stars:

Marcus Coloma ("Point Pleasant"), Chris Johnson ("XXX: State of the Union"), Lee Thompson Young ("Friday Night Lights"), Vanessa L. Williams

Studio:
Nuyorican Productions and Flame Television in association with Paramount Network Television
Producers:
Tony Krantz ("The Bad Girl's Guide"), Jennifer Lopez ("Monster-in-Law"), Simon Fields ("Shall We Dance?"), Philip Levens ("Smallville")


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